Sweary Bath Salts for Stress Relief – Premium Epsom Salt Soaks (12oz Bag) - Funny - 4 Different Scents

Because sometimes self-care needs a sense of humor.

These premium Epsom salt bath soaks are designed for women who are tired, overworked, and completely out of patience—but still appreciate a damn good bath. Made with high-quality fragrance oils and premium Epsom salts, each soak helps relax sore muscles, ease stress, and turn your bath into a much-needed mental reset.

Available in four bold, hilarious fragrance variants, these bath salts make the perfect funny gift for women or mothers day gift, a unique self-care gift, or a well-earned treat for yourself. Whether you’re soaking away a long day or giving someone permission to finally unwind, these salts deliver relaxation with personality.

Ships fast and discreetly—because your business is your business.

- Bad B!tch Energy (Pink Grapefruit)
- Fresh Outta F*cks (Tropical)
- Zero F*cks Given (Vanilla Pomegranate)
- Calm the F*ck Down (Jasmine Vanilla)
- All Four!

Available Fragrances

Fresh Outta F*cks – Tropical Refresher

A playful, fruity escape that smells like a vacation you desperately need.

Scent Notes: Tropical fruits blended with sugared oranges, lemons, limes, soft florals, and fresh mountain greens.

Bright, refreshing, and impossible not to smile about.

Zero F*cks Given – Vanilla Pomegranate

Warm, rich, and indulgent—this one is for full shutdown mode.

Scent Notes: Sweet vanilla musk, ripe pomegranate, bergamot, candied rum, and dark amber.

Comforting, slightly decadent, and deeply relaxing.

Bad Bitch Energy – Pink Grapefruit

For when you need relaxation but also need to feel powerful afterward.

Scent Notes: Vibrant pink grapefruit layered with peach, apple, and fresh green vines.
Uplifting, energizing, and confidence-boosting.

Calm The F*ck Down – Jasmine Vanilla

A no-nonsense reminder to breathe, soak, and let it go.

Scent Notes: Blooming jasmine paired with soft, comforting vanilla.
Soothing, tranquil, and perfect for winding down overstimulated minds.

Features & Benefits

• Premium Epsom salt bath soak for relaxation and muscle relief
• Helps reduce stress and promote calm after long days
• High-quality fragrance oils for a long-lasting, luxurious scent
• Four unique fragrance options available as variants
• Can be used as a full bath soak or foot soak
• 12oz resealable bag
• Cruelty free
• Women owned and operated
• Funny, unique self-care gift for women
• Ships fast and discreetly

Directions for Use

Add the desired amount of bath salts to warm running bath water. Stir gently to dissolve and soak as needed.

For a foot soak, add salts to a basin of warm water and soak feet for 15–20 minutes.