Not Your Granny's Candles- 7 Different Sayings - Funny Candle Gift - 8 oz Soy Wax - NEW!

Not Your Granny’s Candles – 8oz Funny Soy Wax Candle Collection (7 Sayings)

Bring the laughs and the ambiance with Not Your Granny’s Candles, a line of 8oz hand-poured soy wax candles that blend artisanal quality with cheeky, laugh-out-loud sayings. Made in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, right in the heart of Amish country, each candle combines rustic charm, eco-friendly soy wax, and hilarious text labels that customers can’t resist.

With a clean-burning formula and a generous 40+ hour burn time, these novelty candles are perfect for gifting, home décor, or simply lighting up your own sense of humor. The scent is a refreshing mix of summer rain, orange blossoms, orchids, and fresh-cut grass—like nature’s sweetest perfume. Whether you’re shopping for a quirky anniversary gift, birthday gift, bachelorette party favor, or a conversation starter, these candles are sure to stand out.

FEATURES:

• 100% Soy Wax: Eco-friendly, clean-burning, and made in the USA

• Hand-Poured Quality: Crafted in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for an artisanal touch

• Generous Burn Time: 40+ hours of fragrance and glow per candle

• Funny & Unique Designs: 10 witty sayings that make unforgettable gifts

• Rustic Look: Perfect balance of farmhouse charm and modern humor

• Great for Gifting: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, parties, or just because

Available Sayings

Choose from 7 hilarious options:

• Calm the Fuck Down

• Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle

• Cocaine and Hookers

• Calm Your Tits

• Light Me When You Want a BJ

• Smells Like You’re Stuck With Me

• We Just Had Sex In Here

DIRECTIONS:

1. Place candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface.

2. Trim the wick to ¼ inch before lighting.

3. Burn within sight, away from drafts, pets, and children.

4. For best results, burn within 1–2 years of purchase.

5. Extinguish after 3–4 hours of continuous use to preserve longevity.

⚠️ Note: For décor and fragrance only. Not for internal or external use, massage, or as a drip candle.

Many more sayings coming soon! These are the ultimate hilarious gift!!! I'm obsessed!!!