"I Love You But That D!ck Sure Is a Bonus" Keychain - Funny & Flirty Gift for Him

"I Love You But That D!ck Sure Is a Bonus" Keychain - Funny & Flirty Gift for Him

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Give a gift that says exactly what you're thinking — with a wink.

This funny boyfriend keychain is the perfect blend of sweet and spicy. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just because, this flirty keychain lets him know he's appreciated... in more ways than one!

A great gag gift for your partner, or a bold little keepsake to spark some laughs and love.

FEATURES:

  • Engraved quote: "I Love You for Who You Are, But That DickSure Is a Bonus" or "Thanks for all the Orgasms"

  • Available in black round or silver dog-tag style

  • Made from durable stainless steel for long-lasting shine and scratch resistance

  • Lightweight and easy to add to keys, bags, or zipper pulls

  • Comes ready to gift — ideal for boyfriends, husbands, or friends with a good sense of humor

PERFECT FOR:

  • Boyfriend or husband gifts

  • Funny anniversary gift

  • Valentine's Day gift for him

  • Adult gag gifts for couples

  • Romantic stocking stuffers or birthday surprises

Silver is 40mm x 24mm
Black is 30mm diameter of both loop and tag

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"I Love You But That D!ck Sure Is a Bonus" Keychain - Funny & Flirty Gift for Him $9.99
Discreet, always

Plain box, personal return address. Nothing on the label says what's inside.

Ships same day

Ordered M–F before noon MST? It leaves today. 1–3 days Priority, 2–5 Ground.

Warranty-backed

Motorized toys carry a 1-year manufacturer warranty — or Val’s own 30-day warranty if the maker offers none. Defect? Email Val for a replacement. Read the policy

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Email val@valgina.com — answered within 1 business day.

Trustpilot Rated 4.6 / 5 by 46 customers
Woman-owned · shipped from Scottsdale, Arizona
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