"I Love You But That D!ck Sure Is a Bonus" Keychain - Funny & Flirty Gift for Him
"I Love You But That D!ck Sure Is a Bonus" Keychain - Funny & Flirty Gift for Him
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Give a gift that says exactly what you're thinking — with a wink.
This funny boyfriend keychain is the perfect blend of sweet and spicy. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just because, this flirty keychain lets him know he's appreciated... in more ways than one!
A great gag gift for your partner, or a bold little keepsake to spark some laughs and love.
FEATURES:
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Engraved quote: "I Love You for Who You Are, But That DickSure Is a Bonus" or "Thanks for all the Orgasms"
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Available in black round or silver dog-tag style
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Made from durable stainless steel for long-lasting shine and scratch resistance
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Lightweight and easy to add to keys, bags, or zipper pulls
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Comes ready to gift — ideal for boyfriends, husbands, or friends with a good sense of humor
PERFECT FOR:
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Boyfriend or husband gifts
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Funny anniversary gift
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Valentine's Day gift for him
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Adult gag gifts for couples
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Romantic stocking stuffers or birthday surprises
Silver is 40mm x 24mm
Black is 30mm diameter of both loop and tag
